Okay so I guess we're doing this.

You awake face down in a field still damp with morning dew. You hear a helicopter retreating over the horizon and as you roll over onto your back see two squirrels staring down at you.

Your left hand is bandaged but your right clutches onto a shortsword. Oh... and you're naked.

What do you do?

Go back to sleep.

Greet the squirrels.

Kill the squirrels.

Throw the shortsword at the helicopter.