You greet the squirrels with a groggy "Hello?"

They both tilt their heads and look at each other. Then back at you. They squeak back and forth for a moment before darting away and disappearing up a tree.

Did I mention there's a tree? Well there is.

Anyway the squirrels rustle about for a minute before hopping back down out of the tree dressed in matching ninja outfits and each holding a tiny chainsaw.

It'd be adorable if you weren't about to die.



Hide your shame while also trying to run with a sword and definitely don’t kill yourself on accident!