You scramble to your feet and try to flee but you're still a bit foggy and trip over your own feet.

The squirrels are on top of you slashing with their adorable little squirrel chainsaws hacking away at your doughy physique and laughing and high fiving each other and occasionally stopping to enjoy a cute little squirrel sandwich.

Once they're satisfied with their work they pause, tap their foreheads to bring up their holodisplay UI, and pause the game. They exit the simulation and spend the rest of their day sniffing acorn dust and fucking their bushy little brains out which is completely natural so I don’t get why you’re giving me such a judgmental look all of the sudden.

You're dead, by the way.