You stand your ground and challenge them to a duel! They squeak back that your mother smells of snozzberries but eventually return with a sack full of boardgames.

After much deliberation you all agree to play a friendly game of Carcassonne which starts off perfectly fine but takes a quick turn for the angry and violent when the squirrels steal your biggest farm right after you complete the mammoth city you’d been working on the whole time.

The board gets flipped, weapons are drawn, and 14 minutes later all that’s left is a bloodstained pile of tiles and your big dumb corpse.